Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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