We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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