just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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