Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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