Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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