glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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