No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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