You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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