I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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