A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
try to milk me bitch
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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