Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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