Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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