I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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