where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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