I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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