Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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