I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Randomize
