Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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