This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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