They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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