I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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