just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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