in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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