what day is it and did you see me today?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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