i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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