My hair reeks of homosexuality.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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