the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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