i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We need to get me chipped asap
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