Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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