apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Randomize
