Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night