Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder