He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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