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(313): View more from Michigan

remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.

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(313): remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck. http://tfl.nu/0g1v

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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(818): Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess? http://tfl.nu/uim6

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

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Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

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...are you coming on to me?

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(901): I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me. (601): Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly (901): ...are you coming on to me? http://tfl.nu/90vx

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Five things that make you perfect. Go.

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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

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(918): Five things that make you perfect. Go. (1-918): The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses. http://tfl.nu/ni7m

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just stepped in cum. i hate you.

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Thats what happens when you don't swallow.

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(203): i just stepped in cum. i hate you. (603): Thats what happens when you don't swallow. http://tfl.nu/7phl

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.

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(570): Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal. http://tfl.nu/4lbo

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(734): View more from Michigan

you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.

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(734): you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm. http://tfl.nu/i6hi

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(304): View more from West Virginia

The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous

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(304): The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous http://tfl.nu/w3if

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.

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(603): I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob. http://tfl.nu/3ajr

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(559): View more from California

I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas

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(559): I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas http://tfl.nu/6rrb

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(301): View more from Maryland

Sex on roller skates

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Floating mattress

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Tie

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(301): Sex on roller skates (202): Floating mattress (301): Tie http://tfl.nu/1xsm

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend

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(865): I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend http://tfl.nu/9cvt

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(765): View more from Indiana

So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.

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(765): So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor. http://tfl.nu/2e0y

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this

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(774): It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this http://tfl.nu/0f23

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too

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(731): Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too http://tfl.nu/4c0u

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