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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

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  Wrong number and your a loser

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• (407): View more from Florida

  do you ever just like the smell of your farts?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises

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  Agreed.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.

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