I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.