ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?