So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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