dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.