What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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