Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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