This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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