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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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