atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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