This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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