By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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