Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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