No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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