I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you win again, gameday.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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