It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
how does that bad decision feel?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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