Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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