Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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