You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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