the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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