The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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