Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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