I looked at my own cervix.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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