im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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