I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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