just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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